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I just saw a miget give a lap dance to a random lady in the crowd at The Funny Bone to “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga. It was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

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justinstaggs:

why is this so true? 

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I got in a 4 car pile-up when I was sixteen, like, on my 2nd week of driving.

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barackobama:

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I hope Barack Obama originally adopts a dog just to make his daughters happy but ends up kind of falling in love with the fluffy thing.

Happy third anniversary, Bo.

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Official Ads from the Capitol

Get ready for the 74th Annual Hunger Games!

The Cinna AD. Perf.

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So I met Neon Trees today, nbd.

GPOY